A man is sitting in a club when his phone rings:
Husband (H): “Hello?”
Wife (W): “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H: “Yes.”
W: “Great! I’m at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”
H: “What’s the price?”
W: “Only $1,500.”
H: “Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much.”
W: “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership. I saw the 2001 models and found one I really liked. The salesman gave me a great price…and since we need to exchange the BMW we bought last year…”
H: “What price did he quote you?”
W: “Only $60,000.”
H: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
W: “Great! But before we hang up, there’s something else…”
H: “What?”
W: “It might seem like a lot, but I reconciled your bank account this morning and stopped by the real estate agent. Remember the house we looked at last year? The one with the pool, English Garden, and beachfront property. It’s on sale!”
H: “How much are they asking?”
W: “Only $450,000—and we have enough in the bank to cover it.”
H: “Well then, go ahead and buy it, but bid $420,000. OK?”
W: “OK, sweetie! Thanks! I’ll see you later. I love you!”
H: “Bye. I love you too.”
The man hangs up the phone, closes it, raises it in the air, and asks everyone around him:
H: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”